I'm bad at keeping up on a blog, but I'm great at finishing projects!

Update: I moved (just across town to get the Doodle into her old school district), I started dating a wonderful man and I got busy (see also : lazy) and stopped getting my daily Jillian ass kicking shred. I moved where I no longer have easy access to a treadmill and my motivation has gone into other things such as home upkeep, parenting and DIY projects!!! As I will tell you about here now.

The tree is up - The house is decorated - The presents are wrapped and under the tree.

I am so ahead of schedule!

In the interest of getting something for everyone and not having the funds to spend more than about $3 on each person I decided to make homemade gifts with love.....

All You need is cheap solid colored coffee mugs - I got mine at the dollar tree because they were bigger and I wanted them all to match - They certainly do not have to. Plus the bigger ones can be used for soup and other things as well. Thrifts stores sell them 25¢ to 50¢ a piece.

  I got vinyl letters from Walmart - You can find all kinds of different alphabet stickers at Hobby Lobby, Michael's and other craft stores, but they are more expensive and you can't really peel and re stick like you can with the vinyl kind. (Other ways to do this is to cut your stencil into contact paper, stick on and paint OR stencil your letters on with graphite tracing paper and free-hand with your paint marker. I find that my freehand SUCKS so this was the easiest, cheapest and least time consuming way for me to go about this particular project.)

Outline your letter.

 Peel it off. There may be some paint residue that has gotten under the vinyl - Don't worry about it, it will look fine when you are done.

 Draw lines through or color in your letter. Design it however you wish...

 I free-handed some holly on mine to make them them more "Christmas-y"
Bake the mugs in the oven (a.k.a. redneck kiln) at 300 for about an a half hour to an hour to set the paint so that it be permanent.

 Now for the filling: I bought holiday recipe cards and I wrote the recipe for a Brownie in a mug - Just another thing they can do with their personalized mug. (I am going to mix the dry ingredients for this and put it in the cup attached to these cards.) My handwriting is horrendous, but I thought typing would make this gift a little impersonal and Personal is totally what I am going for.

 The Doodle made baggies of Peppermint Hot Cocoa (I wanted to make homemade hot chocolate, but I went the lazy route and got Swiss Miss) We put two packets of cocoa mix (because they are larger mugs), threw in a handful of mini marshmallows and a soft peppermint stick. I chose soft sticks because they are larger and will melt into the cocoa faster when the gift recipients are stirring with it.

 Doodle bug tied the bags with ribbon and curled. I bought a pack of 12 small plastic ornaments for $1 (Again Dollar Tree - LOVE THAT PLACE!) We used a Sharpie pen and wrote the To: and From: on the ornaments and attached to the bags as name tags.

 Finished Product: (Minus the brownie mix that I am going to add) I threw a little chocolate snowman in to add some cuteness.

 

 Total cost: $40 - That's $3.33 a piece.

Dollar Tree: $21

12 Cups: $12

Pack 12 ornaments for name tags: $1

2 packs of 6 chocolate snowmen : $2

Hot cocoa mix 4 : $4

Mini marshmallows : $1

Package of 12 peppermint sticks: $1

Walmart: $4

2" Vinyl Stick letters : $3.74

3 Porcelain Paint Markers $4.92 each: $14.85
Buy paint markers here.

These are so awesome I stayed up last night until after midnight making them and I wake up at 6am. Anyone that knows me will tell you that I love my sleep and anything less than 8 hours makes me a USELESS and CRANKY  See You Next Tuesday, but for some reason I am in a great mood and full of energy today. I am so excited to go home and finish the rest of them tonight! Yay!

The dog ate my homework and other excuses…

So last night night after blogging I got a case of the late night munchies and went to the kitchen to eat some leftover potato salad and play a game on my phone. I returned to my bedroom 15 minutes later to find the Doodle sound asleep in my bed along with my 14lb Yorkie. (He’s neither fat nor big boned – he’s a standard. Bigger, not yappy and no nervous system problems from being bred so small)

I have NO idea how these two very small beings can take up so much room. See the pictures below. They take up almost an entire king sized bed. I have approximately 10 inches of space on one side of the bed in which to lay my weary body.

You can see here the space to the left of Jack all the room that I have.

I woke Jack up on accident taking the first picture and he turned into devil dog, you see why I'm afraid to make him move.

Now, you may not know this about me, but I am NOT a morning person by any means. I also have a hard time falling asleep at night. Light, noise, 11 year old feet kicking and a 5 year old Yorkie stealing my pillow are not conductive to a good nights rest for me. These interruptions in my sleep pattern only serve to make it ever harder for me to wake up on time in the morning, despite the 9 alarms that are set to coax me out of my slumber.

Yes, I said 9 alarms. I told you that I am not a morning person. I have 2 alarm clocks, one of which is set across the room. Both alarm clocks have 2 alarms set on them and another 5 on my phone.

So I took these pictures last night to use for a blog some other day and I woke up this morning to a phone call from The Best Friend at 8:30am asking “Where the hell are you and why aren’t you at work yet?” I am supposed to be at work at 8:00am.

Oh, the irony.

P.S. My being an hour late to work today did not hinder my wonderful co-workers from brightening up my office with surprise flowers for my 1 year anniversary. It did not go unoticed by the boss man, though he did wish me a happy anniversary.

Anniversary flowers